One of my most favorite things in the world is the Daily Universe, BYU's newswpaper. The sports coverage is good, and everything else they just run AP articles... So it is an OK paper. There are two things worth reading in the Universe, Letters to the Editor
(which I have been published in) and the Police Beat. Today's police beat was as follows:
Sept 25: A razor cell phone and a wallet containing $40 cash, credit and debit cards, a driver's license and other various cards were reported stolen from the men's locker room in the Smith Fieldhouse. The victim came out of the shower and saw someone rummaging through his gym bag. He hurriedly got dressed and tried to catch the suspect but he was gone. The suspect was described as a white male in his mid-20s and was wearing a white T-shirt, jeans, athletic shoes and a white baseball cap with U of U in red letters.
Those damn Utes, stealing our razor phones and money... Oh, they'll pay. They'll pay November 24th in Provo. Johnny Harline is still open by the way.